I wanna make today a big carbon footprint day… any suggestions?
Here’s my plans, let me know if you can think of anything else:
1. Numerous errands in my V8 gasoline powered car
2. Cut the grass with gasoline powered lawn mover
3. Wipe out ants in the backyard using chemical pesticides purchased from Lowe’s
4. Wipe out crabgrass using chemical weed killer purchased from Lowe’s
5. Pick up drycleaning treated with drycleaning chemicals.
6. Drink coffee harvested by “non fair trade” coffee producers.
7. Run home air conditioner at comfy 78 degrees to maintain comfort and humid free air.
Any other ideas?
O.K.,R.P., Try these on for size: !. Gather all of the plastic containers around and burn them! 2. With your A/C on, reset it to 68 degrees, open the doors and windows so the house can air out. 3. Fertilize the yard with chemical fertilizers,it will grow faster, that way you can re-mow, sooner.4. Instead of throwing the cat litter away in a plastic trash bag, throw the litter out along the street, and burn the bag.5. Wash your car two (2) times, letting the water run down the gutter. 6. If you smoke cigerettes, or cigars, light them up. If you do not smoke, light them up anyway and just let them set and burn. 7.Call Big AL GORE, and invite him to fly his personal jet, and come over for a visit. 8. Build a really big fire in the B.B.Q. pit, and grill 2 hamburgers.9. Make as many trips to the grocery store, as you can.10. Pull one sparkplug wire off the plug, and your V8 will burn / use more gasoline.
Hell Son !!!! With a little thinking we can cause the liberals a massive quanity of heart attacks !!!!! And just think of all the additional carbon foot prints that will create, AND THOSE HEART ATTACKS WILL TAKE THOSE LIBERALS OUT OF CIRCULATION, FOR AWHILE!!!!!!!!! We ol’ vets, need to stick together to defend this country, from with out AND from WITHIN!!!!!!
Uncle Wil
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